Generally, when someone asks "How are you doing," you don't actually tell them how you're doing. Without this piece of common etiquette, we would be pinned in place for hours by vague acquaintances ...

Elmo confused. Elmo amazed. Elmo baffled by the responses he's getting from this rather run-of-the-mill tweet he posted yesterday morning: "Elmo is just checking in! How is everybody doing?" Just over ...